http://www.cracked.com/article_18437_5-ways-to-enjoy-terrible-winter-olympic-events.html

And then, with a 1/16th of second miscalculation, Oksana's potentially medal winning triple toe loop turns into an embarrassing fall and slide of shame halfway across the ice, preferably ending with a slamming into the border that separates the audience from the no good fuck up who just made enemies out of her parents.

And just when you come down from the smug high of knowing that, with that much training, YOU certainly would have nailed that jump, you get to see it all over again with the next skater. It's enough to make a man want to frame that Chili's Employee of the Month certificate. It's not much of an accomplishment, but at least your failure didn't take your parents and, by extension, your entire country down with it. Well done, sir. You are truly a champion.

haha... just read that one earlier tonight.

LOL good find... Some of thats true and well the gay luge yeah... Like them colors! Did I miss the section on curling? Or are we all in agrement that curling is badass and would be that much better played when shitfaced?